Alice And Wonderland Book Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Watts Humphrey, Jim Jarmusch, Henry A. Kissinger, Yogi Berra and many others.

If you don’t know where you’re going any road will do
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
If everybody minded their own business… the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversation?
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
So she was considering in her own mind…whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up & picking the daisies.
I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.
In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.
You used to be much more…”muchier.” You’ve lost your muchness.
I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I’m not the same, the next question is ‘Who in the world am I?’ Ah, that’s the great puzzle!
If you don t know where you are, a map won’t help.
Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir,’ said Alice, ‘Because I’m not myself you see.
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?