Alice In Wonderland Alice Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Henry A. Kissinger, Yogi Berra, Jim Jarmusch, Samuel Beckett and many others.

Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!
I can’t go back to yesterday – because I was a different person then.
One can’t believe impossible things.
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.
There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought!
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir,’ said Alice, ‘Because I’m not myself you see.
“Well, I never heard it before,” said the Mock Turtle; “but it sounds uncommon nonsense.”
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
‘What is the use of a book’, thought Alice, ‘without pictures or conversations?’
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you’re at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret… All the best people are!
‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.’
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter
She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.