Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes by Lewis Carroll and many others.
“Well, I never heard it before,” said the Mock Turtle; “but it sounds uncommon nonsense.”
I don’t think…” then you shouldn’t talk, said the Hatter.
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir,’ said Alice, ‘Because I’m not myself you see.
Mad Hatter: вЂњWhy is a raven like a writing-desk?вЂќ вЂњHave you guessed the riddle yet?вЂќ the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. вЂњNo, I give it up,вЂќ Alice replied: вЂњWhatвЂ™s the answer?вЂќ вЂњI havenвЂ™t the slightest idea,вЂќ said the Hatter
“Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. “I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone, “so I can’t take more.”
You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.
We haven’t any and you’re too young.
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
If everybody minded their own business… the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Yes, that’s it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it’s always tea time.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret… All the best people are!
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you’re at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.