Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes

Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes by Lewis Carroll and many others.

“Well, I never heard it before,” said the Mock Turtle; “but it sounds uncommon nonsense.”
Lewis Carroll
I don’t think…” then you shouldn’t talk, said the Hatter.
Lewis Carroll
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir,’ said Alice, ‘Because I’m not myself you see.
Lewis Carroll
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter
Lewis Carroll
“Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. “I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone, “so I can’t take more.”
Lewis Carroll
You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.
Lewis Carroll
We haven’t any and you’re too young.
Lewis Carroll
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’
Lewis Carroll
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll
If everybody minded their own business… the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Lewis Carroll
Yes, that’s it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it’s always tea time.
Lewis Carroll
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
Lewis Carroll
Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!
Lewis Carroll
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
Lewis Carroll
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Lewis Carroll
You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret… All the best people are!
Lewis Carroll
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you’re at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
Lewis Carroll

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