Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotes by Bill Watterson and many others.
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I’ll have a witty and blistering retort! You’ll be devastated THEN
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.