Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes by Rita Rudner, A. A. Milne, Oscar Wilde, Mickey Rooney, Joan Rivers, Thomas Merton and many others.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one sp

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
A. A. Milne
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.
Thomas Merton
It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.
Andre Gide
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Ann Landers
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathan Swift
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Maya Angelou
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Dorothy Parker
Things must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Robert A. Heinlein
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

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