Do You Want Me Quotes

Do You Want Me Quotes by Phyllis Diller, Angela Knight, Nicholas Sparks, Willie Nelson, John Lennon, Stephenie Meyer and many others.

Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some cof

Once my husband said to me, ‘I’m going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?’ I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.
Phyllis Diller
Has anybody ever told you you’re an evil woman?” -Reece “Who, me?” -Erin “Yes, you.” -Reece “Li’l ole me?” -Erin “Sadistic goddess you, yes.” -Reece “Do you want me to stop?” -Erin “Do you want me to hold you down and bang you like a screen door?” -Reece “Don’t threaten the sadistic goddess, Reece.” -Erin
Angela Knight
Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants. Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do you want?
Nicholas Sparks
All I do is play music and golf – which one do you want me to give up?
Willie Nelson
When his rolls royce was mobbed by fans the chauffeur said: ”do you want me to getп»ї them off the car?” and Lennon replied: ”No – they paid for it, they can wreck it
John Lennon
Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.
Stephenie Meyer
I said I was impressed, Martha. I’m beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?
Edward Albee
Have taken Trier with two divisions. What do you want me to do? Give it back?
George S. Patton
We gave you an atomic bomb, what do you want, mermaids ?
Isidor Isaac Rabi
Ultimately, censorship comes down to taste. What offends me may enlighten you. Do you want me deciding-based on my taste-what you should or should not be exposed to?
Peter McWilliams
Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I’m fine with wither, so it doesn’t matter to me.
Katie MacAlister
You shouldn’t let him hit you so much” observed saphira “Yes I realize that'” he growled. “Do you want me to knock him over for you?” “No…not today.
Christopher Paolini
“I don’t like this,” he said. “I don’t like knowing you can’t forgive me, Claire. Please, I said I was sorry, what do you want me to do? Beg? I will. I’ll get on my knees right here if you want.”
Rachel Caine
Son–they say there isn’t any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall through the hole in a privy and come out smelling like a rose.
Kurt Vonnegut
No,” interrupted Marcia emphatically. “And you’re a sweet boy. Come here and kiss me.” Horace stopped quickly in front of her. “Why do you want me to kiss you?” he asked intently. “Do you just go round kissing people?” “Why, yes,” admitted Marcia, unruffled. “‘At’s all life is. Just going around kissing people.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn’t offend somebody it’s probably not a joke. It’s probably an observation that’s not funny. It’s gotta offend somebody somewhere.
Jeff Ross
Why did we become blind, I don’t know, perhaps one day we’ll find out, Do you want me to tell you what I think, Yes, do, I don’t think we did go blind, I think we are blind, Blind but seeing, Blind people who can see, but do not see.
Jose Saramago

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