Don’t Drink And Drive Quotes by George Carlin, Tracey Gold, Clement Freud, Dean Martin, Jeff Healey, Woody Allen and many others.

The radio ad “Hi, I’m Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t”. Well, I hope you don’t drive sober either Mr. Healey. You’re blind for God’s sake!
I’m the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don’t drink and drive, and I don’t. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Hi, I’m Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t… you’re blind!
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.