Dont Drink And Drive Quotes

Don’t Drink And Drive Quotes by George Carlin, Tracey Gold, Clement Freud, Dean Martin, Jeff Healey, Woody Allen and many others.

The radio ad

The radio ad “Hi, I’m Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t”. Well, I hope you don’t drive sober either Mr. Healey. You’re blind for God’s sake!
George Carlin
I’m the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don’t drink and drive, and I don’t. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.
Tracey Gold
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Clement Freud
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Dean Martin
Hi, I’m Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t… you’re blind!
Jeff Healey
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Woody Allen
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields
Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Nancy Astor