Dorothy Parker Quotes.
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
Q: What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can’t hear an enzyme.
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?