Father Of The Bride Quotes by Vincente Minnelli, Barbara Kingsolver, George Jean Nathan, Diane Keaton, Nora Dunn, Ogden Nash and many others.

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride.
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.
Working with Nancy Meyers (“Something’s Gotta Give”) and … Charles Shyer (“Father of the Bride”), and I’m proud of “Reds,” and I’m proud of my movies with Woody (Allen).
The Long, Long Trailer (1954) actually happened and the man wrote a book about it. Father of the Bride, same thing; a banker wrote that who had never written anything else.
It’s funny when people ask if I’m a lesbian. I played a real estate agent in ‘Father of the Bride, Part II,’ but no one has asked me if I sell real estate.
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That’s getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.
The meaningful role of the father of the bride was played out long before the church music began. It stretched across those years of infancy and puberty, adolescence and young adulthood. That’s when she needs you at her side.
Love one another, but make not a bond of love.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.