Funny 4th Of July Quotes

Funny 4th Of July Quotes by Abraham Lincoln, Elbert Hubbard, John F. Kennedy, George Carlin, Elmer Davis, Dan Rather and many others.

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for the

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
Abraham Lincoln
Freedom cannot be bestowed – it must be achieved.
Elbert Hubbard
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
John F. Kennedy
When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin
Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.
Abraham Lincoln
This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
Elmer Davis
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Dan Rather
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
J. Horace McFarland
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America.
William J. Clinton
In America you can say anything you want – as long as it doesn’t have any effect.
Paul Goodman
In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
The United States is the only country with a known birthday.
James G. Blaine
Better to starve free than be a fat slave
Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have either one.
Benjamin Franklin
I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking.
Woodrow Wilson
Liberty is the breath of life to nations.
George Bernard Shaw
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Lily Tomlin

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