Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes

If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.

You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.

Vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.

You’re not a coward just because you don’t want to hurt people.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

The only difference between the women I’ve dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

I’m single because I was born that way.

But never again use another person’s body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings.

When I get lonely these days, I think: So BE lonely, Liz. Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. But never again use another person’s body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings.

I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. Of all the people you will know in the lifetime, you are the only one you will never leave or lose.

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.