Funny April Fools Day Quotes

Funny April Fools Day Quotes by Robert Frost, Thomas Merton, Mark Twain, Francois Rabelais, Virginia Foxx, Cynthia Heimel and many others.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forg

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Thomas Merton
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Mark Twain
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror
Francois Rabelais
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Virginia Foxx
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
Cynthia Heimel
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Mark Twain
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
Otto von Bismarck
Even the gods love jokes.
Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
Theodor Adorno
Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.
Benjamin Franklin
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Alan Coren
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
William Blake
Art is the proper task of life.
Friedrich Nietzsche
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers

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