Funny April Fools Day Quotes by Robert Frost, Thomas Merton, Mark Twain, Francois Rabelais, Virginia Foxx, Cynthia Heimel and many others.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
Even the gods love jokes.
Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
Art is the proper task of life.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.