Funny Best Friends Forever Quotes by Aristotle, C. S. Lewis, Oprah Winfrey, Walter Winchell, Tim McGraw, Samuel Butler and many others.

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
The best mirror is an old friend.
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud.
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.