Funny Brother And Sister Quotes

Funny Brother And Sister Quotes by Rose Macaulay, Charles M. Schulz, Louise GluМ€ck, Unknown, Jeffrey Kluger, Anna Quindlen and many others.

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We know one another’s faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws.
Rose Macaulay
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Charles M. Schulz
Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.
Louise GluМ€ck
I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three.
Your parents leave you too soon and your kids and spouse come along late, but your siblings know you when you are in your most inchoate form.
Jeffrey Kluger
There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother… Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.
Anna Quindlen
It takes two men to make one brother.
Israel Zangwill
Lord Help the Mister that comes between Me and My Sister.
Irving Berlin
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
Garrison Keillor
An older sister is a friend and defender – a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.
Pam Brown
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Sam Levenson
Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply.
Jane Austen
When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.
Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.
Michael Morpurgo
Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.
Benjamin Disraeli
A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves – a special kind of double.
Toni Morrison
Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.
Marc Brown

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