Funny Falling In Love Quotes by Fran Lebowitz, W. Somerset Maugham, Woodrow Wyatt, Samuel Johnson, Joan Crawford, Alanis Morissette and many others.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”
The triumph of hope over experience.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Don’t be surprised if I love you for all that you are.
You know it’s love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
First best is falling in love. Second best is being in love. Least best is falling out of love. But any of it is better than never having been in love.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
The only people who make love all the time are liars.
You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.
