Funny Famous Last Words Quotes

Funny Famous Last Words Quotes by William Saroyan, Thomas J. Grasso, Cardinal Richelieu, Pietro Perugino, Pancho Villa, Leonardo da Vinci and many others.

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
William Saroyan
I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Thomas J. Grasso
Did you think I was immortal?
Cardinal Richelieu
I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.
Pietro Perugino
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Pancho Villa
I have offended God and mankind because my work didn’t reach the quality it should have.
Leonardo da Vinci
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.
Oscar Wilde
I know not what tomorrow will bring.
Fernando Pessoa
That was a great game of golf, fellers.
Bing Crosby
Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?
Louis XIV
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
Che Guevara
Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
O. Henry
I’ve just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that’s the record.
Dylan Thomas
I am about to – or I am going to – die; either expression is correct.
Dominique Bouhours
I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.
Errol Flynn
Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
Mother Teresa
She did it the hard way.
Bette Davis

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