Funny Famous Last Words Quotes by William Saroyan, Thomas J. Grasso, Cardinal Richelieu, Pietro Perugino, Pancho Villa, Leonardo da Vinci and many others.

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Did you think I was immortal?
I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
I have offended God and mankind because my work didn’t reach the quality it should have.
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.
I know not what tomorrow will bring.
That was a great game of golf, fellers.
Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
I’ve just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that’s the record.
I am about to – or I am going to – die; either expression is correct.
I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.
Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
She did it the hard way.