Funny Happy New Year Quotes by Abraham Lincoln, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Helen Keller, Edgar Guest, Phil McGraw, Henry Moore and many others.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I’ve played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.
A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.
I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering ‘it will be happier’.
For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move!
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.
No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.
This bright new year is given me
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Make your mistakes, next year and forever.
Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.