Funny Husband And Wife Quotes

Funny Husband And Wife Quotes by Francois de La Rochefoucauld, B. R. Ambedkar, W. Somerset Maugham, Herbert V. Prochnow, Richard J. Needham, George Bernard Shaw and many others.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the en

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
B. R. Ambedkar
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Herbert V. Prochnow
Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.
Richard J. Needham
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.
George Bernard Shaw
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other… until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night.
Paul Hornung
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Henny Youngman
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
Mignon McLaughlin
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Ruth Graham
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

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