Funny Men And Women Quotes by Jill Shalvis, Aristotle Onassis, Sabrina Jeffries, Elayne Boosler, Mae West, P. J. O’Rourke and many others.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Sometimes the way to a man’s heart is through his talleywacker.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. – Jeanne
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
