Funny New Years Eve Quotes by James Agate, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Bill Vaughan, Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin, Robert Burns and many others.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min?
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.
From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
I would say happy new year, but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.