Funny New Years Eve Quotes

Funny New Years Eve Quotes by James Agate, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Bill Vaughan, Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin, Robert Burns and many others.

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New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughan
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
Abraham Lincoln
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Benjamin Franklin
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min?
Robert Burns
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Jay Leno
Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.
Walter Scott
From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
Leonard Bernstein
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Mark Twain
I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.
Henry Moore
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Oprah Winfrey
No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.
Charles Lamb
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
Aleister Crowley
I would say happy new year, but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
Robert Clark
New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
Hamilton Wright Mabie
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Alfred Lord Tennyson

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