Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes by Stanislaw Jerzy Lec, Germaine Greer, Samuel Ullman, Paris Hilton, Dana Rosemary Scallon, Anouk Aimee and many others.
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
The older I grow, the more I find myself alone.
Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
If you survive long enough, you’re revered – rather like an old building.