Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes

Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes by Stanislaw Jerzy Lec, Germaine Greer, Samuel Ullman, Paris Hilton, Dana Rosemary Scallon, Anouk Aimee and many others.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Germaine Greer
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Samuel Ullman
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
Paris Hilton
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo
Dana Rosemary Scallon
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Anouk Aimee
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
William Feather
Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese
Luis Bunuel
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.
Helen Hayes
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
Ellen Glasgow
The older I grow, the more I find myself alone.
Alberto Giacometti
Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Robert Southey
If you survive long enough, you’re revered – rather like an old building.
Katharine Hepburn

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