Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surge

She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
This isn’t a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.
Groucho Marx
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
Groucho Marx
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
Groucho Marx
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook.
Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Groucho Marx
What have future generations ever done for us?
Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
Groucho Marx
Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!
Groucho Marx
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho Marx
My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.
Groucho Marx

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