If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes by Bill Watterson, Wanda Sykes, Gurbaksh Chahal, Dale Carnegie, Joe Jonas, Lance Armstrong and many others.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
Bill Watterson
When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
Wanda Sykes
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
Gurbaksh Chahal
Stop worrying and start living.
Dale Carnegie
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
Joe Jonas
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
Lance Armstrong
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
Bruce Campbell
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewite
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
Conan O’Brien
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
Darynda Jones
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
Louise Hay