Life Gives You Lemons Quotes by Darynda Jones, Elizabeth Gilbert, Ziad K. Abdelnour, Ron White, Wanda Sykes, Ellen DeGeneres and many others.
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
If life gives you lemons, don’t settle for simply making lemonade – make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party.
When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
When life gives you lemons….they could really be oranges.
A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons–make daiquiris.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove ’em where the sun don’t shine, because you sure as hell aren’t ever going to see any lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
When life gives you lemons… choke on them and die… you stupid lemon eater.
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
