Lucille Ball Quotes.
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.
I wanted to get out of the pictures and stay home so that I could have children.
Love yourself first and everything falls into line.
Luck? Luck is hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.
Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.
A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
I don’t think you should write a book until you tell the absolute truth. You can’t do that until you’re 85, and I don’t want to live that long. I’ve always prided myself on knowing when to get off, and I hope it works out that way.
Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
The more things you do, the more you can do.
Women’s Lib? Oh, I’m afraid it doesn’t interest me one bit. I’ve been so liberated it hurts.
I dyed my hair this crazy red to bid for attention. It has become a trademark, and I’ve got to keep it this way.
I don’t know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me… anecdotes. But never a joke.
I’m not funny. What I am is brave.
Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.