Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain Quotes.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether i

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.
Mark Twain
It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week’s work, when God was tired.
Mark Twain
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark Twain
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Mark Twain
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Mark Twain
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
Mark Twain
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain
Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man’s, I mean.
Mark Twain
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so.
Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
Mark Twain

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