Never Trust A Man Quotes by Jodi Picoult, Noel Coward, Billy Connolly, John Wayne, Winston Churchill, P. G. Wodehouse and many others.
never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on.
I never trust a man that doesn’t drink.
Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.
Never trust a man in a jumpsuit
I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.
You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything.
Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will “throw you over.”
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
Never trust a man when he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead
Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.
A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.