Peanut Butter And Jelly Quotes

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

When I’m in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

I don’t understand this phrase ‘I’ve paid my dues.’ We didn’t have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don’t regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question– ‘Is this all?

Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.