Pie In The Face Quotes by Joe Hill, Boris Yeltsin, Gary Carter, Drew Carey, Matthew Moy, Patch Adams and many others.

Work and pray, live on hay, youll get pie in the sky when you die.
Let’s not talk about Communism. Communism was just and idea, just pie in the sky.
It’s kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of – shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It’s kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there’s always some trouble – you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.
You’ll have pie in the sky when you die.
The Gesundheit Institute is a pie in the face of greed – by taking the most expensive thing in America, health care, and giving it away for free.
Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there’s something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.
I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it’s a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties.