Really Funny Best Friend Quotes

Really Funny Best Friend Quotes by Groucho Marx, Leo Buscaglia, C. S. Lewis, Albert Camus, Charles Lamb, Donna Roberts and many others.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to ba

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
Groucho Marx
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
C. S. Lewis
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
Donna Roberts
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David Thoreau
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Walter Winchell
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Otto von Bismarck
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.
Mary Catherwood
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
Oprah Winfrey
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
Eleanor Roosevelt

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