Really Funny Best Friend Quotes by Groucho Marx, Leo Buscaglia, C. S. Lewis, Albert Camus, Charles Lamb, Donna Roberts and many others.

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart