Still Life With Woodpecker Quotes by Tom Robbins, Dave Barry, Paul Gilding, N. Scott Momaday, Bruce Barton, Charlie Peacock and many others.

Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice.
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate
There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.
Alone, the world offers itself freely to us. To be unmasked, it has no choice.
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need.
Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense.
A sense of humor…is superior to any religion so far devised.
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
Something has got to hold it together. I’m saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.
Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life.
Equality is not in regarding different things similarly, equality is in regarding different things differently.
A mediocre failure is as insufferable as a mediocre success. Embrace failure! Seek it out. Learn to love it. That may be the only way any of us will ever be free.
A person’s looking for a simple truth to live by, there it is. CHOICE. To refuse to passively accept what we’ve been handed by nature or society, but to choose for ourselves. CHOICE. That’s the difference between emptiness and substance, between a life actually lived and a wimpy shadow cast on an office wall.
There are essential and inessential insanities. The later are solar in character, the former are linked to the moon.
There’re many ways, my dear, to victimize people. The most insidious way is to persuade them that they’re victims.
Me? I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in the night.
We’re our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.