There Being No God Quotes

As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don’t know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don’t know, 50,000,000 years of that I’d start to get a little bored.

The world holds two classes of men; intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.

I do not believe in god because I do not believe in Mother Goose.

Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.

If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.

The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.

I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m ‘bad’.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

I don’t know about you, but I call impromptu vomiting harm.

So far as the religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake … Religion is all bunk.

Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one.

It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.