There Being No God Quotes

There Being No God Quotes by Rick Reynolds, Al-MaКїarri, Mark Twain, Frank Lloyd Wright, Clarence Darrow, Bill Hicks and many others.

As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all

As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don’t know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don’t know, 50,000,000 years of that I’d start to get a little bored.
Rick Reynolds
The world holds two classes of men; intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Mark Twain
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Frank Lloyd Wright
I do not believe in god because I do not believe in Mother Goose.
Clarence Darrow
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
Bill Hicks
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
Edmond de Goncourt
The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.
George Bernard Shaw
I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m ‘bad’.
Mark Fuhrman
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
George Bernard Shaw
I don’t know about you, but I call impromptu vomiting harm.
Karen Marie Moning
So far as the religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake … Religion is all bunk.
Thomas A. Edison
Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains.
Robert Green Ingersoll
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
John Buchan
Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one.
Richard Dawkins
It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Mark Twain
The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Penn Jillette

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