Two And A Half Men Quotes by Jon Lovitz, Lizzy Caplan, Chelsea Handler, Lanny Bassham, Sara Gruen, Anthony Jeselnik and many others.
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
I think if a girl who liked ‘Party Down’ found out that her boyfriend liked ‘Two and a Half Men,’ she would break up with him.
Britney Spears’ album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We’re in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we’re at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.
It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, until you lose.
Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?
Charlie Sheen called his boss on ‘Two and a Half Men’В a ‘Jew ki**’ and expected to go back to work. ThatвЂ™s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
ItвЂ™s called Two and a Half Men,вЂќ Dermot was telling his guest. вЂњI understand,вЂќ Bellenos said. вЂњBecause the two brothers are grown, and the son isnвЂ™t.вЂќ вЂњI think so,вЂќ Dermot said. вЂњDonвЂ™t you think the son is useless?вЂќ вЂњThe half? Yes. At home, weвЂ™d eat him,вЂќ Bellenos said.
Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on ‘Two and Half Men’ with whom I have worked and over the past ten years who have become an extension of my family.