Will Rogers Quotes

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‘Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production.

An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Politics is applesauce.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

So let’s be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.