You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.